Sunday, March 26, 2006

The Bitch of the week award goes to....


Jacques Chirac! Of course... He/she stormed out of a meeting at the European Union summit this week and said it was because he had been "profoundly shocked" to hear a French industrialist speaking in English. When asked by Chirac why he was speakin english and not his 'mother tounge' (aka french), Ernest-Antoine Seillière, the head of the "unified employers organization", answered that "english is the language of business, so i'm speaking english". After storming out (like a bitch), it took about three hours of sweet talk to get him back in to the meeting.
Its no wonder the streets of Paris are in flames. The French government gets all worked up over the irrelevant and ignores the important.
Iran building nukes? One can hear Jacques Chirac's pussy twitching.

Its been a French filled week..



Ok, so the french know how to riot..but do they know how to work? Guaranteed employment? Vacations? Benefits? Smells french..huh..wait it smells non Anglo-saxon.