Chicago, IL-- Alan Sobcheck has what he calls a "real working crystal ball". He claims to have peered into the future and actually seen the day he will lose his viginity. The image conveyed to him from the "power of the ball" was unclear, "I couldnt see her face, but she was hot", says Mr. Sobcheck. He does have a feeling that it might be a girl he knows from the local "Dungens, Dragons and Elf magik shoppe".
We asked the Manager/owner of the 'magik shoppe', and he knows Mr. Sobcheck, but admits that he hasn't seen a girl in his shop since early 1995.
