Monday, January 02, 2006

Hero or agent of doom?



This guy fell out of his wheelchair and his cat called 911. Yea, his cat. Before everyone gets all loveyduby about this event, consider this. If a cat can dial 911, he can likely access the internet. Cats running wild on the information superhighway is a recipie for destruction. Like the machines in "The Terminator", once cats figure out that they don't need us anymore, it will mean war. Cats and war have gone together since time began. Ever since Knock-Kknuk got smashed over the head with a stone by Grock "the hairy", a cat a stood by.

Cat story in Ohio paper..

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060102/ap_on_re_us/911_cat_call;_ylt=Avkkj9CNn5LIlN9.mB6F6Uas0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-

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