Saturday, July 30, 2005




Long Beach, NY- Party clown, Giggles, a town favorite, had a severe panic attack which exploded into a full blown schizophrenic episode. When police arrived they enetered the back yard to discover crying children and Giggles waving a large knife and yelling at them to, "suck my big blistered white cock!". It has been learned that Giggles had not taken his prescribed 800 mg of Teratrizine. "it stops the voices. In the paranoid form of this disorder, he develops delusions of persecution or personal grandeur. At times he thinks himself to be the supreme commader of the 5th army in low orbit around planet four in the Dranutuke system", says Dr. Baum, Giggles court appointed physican. Giggles will be kept for observation at Bronx city psychiatric hospital for at least three days.

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