I was at "friday's" in Penn station last weekend, on my way to LI, and I ordered a Knob Creek and Coke. Much to my horror it wasn't Coke but infact Pepsi. What is the world comming to?! I swollowed the drink as if it was a cold three day old coffee with an ash in it. (Hey, I paid eight bucks fer it!) I can't think of a single booze that tastes better getting bruised with Pepsi. Pepsi doesn't bruise IT KILLS! I know our Armed forces are streched a little thin now over Iraq, Afganistan, Korea, Northern Pakistan, Mars, but can't we use a few divisions to confiscate all this pepsi-swill, before someone inocent, like a kid orders a rum and Coke, and gets a rum and Pepsi. My god man, think of the terror!
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