Thursday, July 28, 2005

Lost & Found



NEW YORK - An 45-year-old Hotel manager, Terry Cooper, has found a pair of pants that belong to Sen. Edward Kennedy. "yea, i was walking through the parking garage downstairs and i found these pants and an empty gin bottle in the pocket. That was the give away, except for their size. And they had a overpowering smell of dried catpiss. I watch alot of C-SPAN in the office So I know enough about the senator to say these are his". A spokesperson from Sen. Kennedy's office can neither confirm or deny the autheticity of the 'pants'. But did say that the empty gin bottle was one of the senator's 'brands'.

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