Saturday, September 17, 2005

Gallo Genius




New York, NY--Multi-talented performer and self proclaimed ubergenius Vincent Gallo, 43, has a new film debueting at the Sun Valley Film Festival next month, "Andy Yank". It promises to be more contriversal and disturbing than Mr. Gallo's last film, "Brown Bunny". Brown Bunny was a five minute blowjob scene with Chloe Sevigny doing the suckling. Even though Roger Ebert said that it was "the worst movie at Cannes", it still did some business. Chloe Sevigny working a knob with her mouth sells tickets!

'Andy Yank' is a film written, directed and staring Mr. Gallo. It's based on the Andy Yankovich story, where in brooklyn 1962, a young and viciously disturbed man had locked and barricaded himself in an apartment, filling his days with drinking vast amounts of booze, chronic masturbation, self fellatio, dreaming of bizarre sexual fantasies and eventually a grizzly murder. "Its a film only a genius would make." says Terry Yolk, Mr. Gallo's agent. "His craft will stun the world. And Vincent really did his own self-fellatio scenes. He didn't use any of that ILM crap. This is real movie making. Sam Peckinpah would be proud!"

When Peckinpah was making "Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia", I don't think its the same 'head' that Mr. Gallo seems preoccupied with.

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