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Men's Wearhouse Inc. (NYSE:MW) denied reports that it was the "offical" clothier of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, president of Iran. President Ahmadinejad has shown the world in his brief tenure that he's a puppet, posses no political skills and is the worst dresser- four of Five homosexual fashion consultants say so..! (Yes..even worse that those African dictators that we see from time to time wearing the orange and brown 100% polyester shirts.)
"Oh, my yes..its terrible" says Artie Halfwitz, master tailor at Barney's New York. "They are cut too long, too big and what's with the Member's Only Jacket?" A spokesperson for Men's Warehouse ,Todd Raye, said that "We aren't the offical clothier to the President {of Iran}. Our store in Tehran was burned down months ago, in celebration of the new Muslim holy year. And we have never been a retailer of "Member's Only" products.
When a member of our WSPO staff contacted an offical in Tehran we were told, "many people are very proud of the president's good fashion. And he has never owned a jacket from Memeber's Only".