Bubb Rubb on TO

Superstar sensation, Bubb Rubb, has been burning up the charts with his new hit, "Woo Woo". He had a few things to say about the whole Terrel Owens situation.

"Yea, I got som things to say mutha fuka'. Yo, TO gots to learn to shut the fuck up. you know? We all know he can ball n' shit. But now the dumb mutha fucka out of a job. Now he's like every other dumb niga', sittin' on the coutch all day, scratching his balls! This fool kuda' been breaking NFL records! you know?...Make Howe Long shut the fuck up..And wipe that fuckin' whiteboy smirk of his dumb ass. Damn I know that Howe a bone smuggler! Anyway..now where TO suppoza' go? Atlanta? Shit! why would Vick want TO stinking the whole place up with his nasty butt crack? Kansas City? Chiefs suk so bad, TO would ax' to retire instead. Open a chain of Chicken n' Grape Soda joints. The only one dumb enuff is Al Davis. Mr. Davis don't take no shit from no one. If TO moufs' off to Mr. Davis, he gonna' be workin' the drive thru at one of Mr. Davis' Chicken n' Grape Soda joints"

Bubb's new video..

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bubbrubbflash.html

Dahmer the musical

The big idea guys on Broadway sure seem to bring out some grand ideas. A musical about Billy Joel, Jack the Ripper, Lestat( the vampyre), Elvis and now Jeffrey Dahmer. "We didn't focus so much on the murdering" says Alan Woods, producer. "Its really a love story. A story of a man who loves other men so much, he can't let them leave. I can understand his madness. Dahmer simply loved too much". Well, that may be but he also killed too much. When asked if there would be a scene in the show, where a man's butt is in a freezer Mr Woods said 'no'. "We have the set arranged with corpses , a few skulls and a refridgerator full of 'man-meat', tastefully done. But again were aren't doing a horror show, nothing like "Sweeney Todd".
When reading some of the rehersal score sheets, some of the songs seem grim, Silly boy you know I love ya'...It's just this darn necrophilia..
"We have hired some of the finest song writers in the business. I'm sure everyone will be amazed by our catchy tunes and wonderful show", said Mr. Woods.
Some of the songs written; "I love you too much to let you go", "He's cute he's drugged and he's MINE", "My happy hunting ground-Milwaukee", "You won't get away little monkey", "fresh butt in the freezer" and many more.

To get advanced tickets to the Dahmer, love story, musical...
http://broadway.yahoo.com/shows/show.php?s=dahmer

TO really fucked this one...

Philly--For conduct proven to be a "destructive and continuing threat" to his team, an arbitrator ruled today that the Eagles were justified in suspending their All-Pro receiver for four games -- and are within their rights to deactivate him for the rest of the year. In other words, Terrell Owens, "you really fucked up". The arbitrator, Richard Bloch, wrote a 38-page decision and noted that there was "no violation of the labor agreement.." TO must have really, really fucked up. He's a great player, but he thinks he's on par with Joe Montana or Lawrence Taylor. Owen's isn't close. Yea, LT had a big mouth and was a fuckup but he "trashtalked" opposite teams, not his own. Owens suffers from LSD, Lead Singer Disease.

Boyshare saved !!

VATICAN CITY - The
Vatican is toughening its stand against gay candidates for the priesthood, specifying in a new document that even men with "transitory" homosexual tendencies (fags) must overcome their urges for at least three years before being considered for the clergy. After lengthy and vigorous debate, it was decided that the Church's popular "Boyshare" program will not be closed. "Oh my, it would have been a disaster." says Father Robert Boeme. "Boyshare allows priests to truly gain rewarding relationships with boys all over the world. Many of our young learn lessons of life, from priests. "

Boyshare is a system set up to promote a rotation of boys through the parishes. Priests are allowed up to three boys at a time, but must return one prior to recieving a new one. All tranportation costs are paid for by the church. Its similar to Netflix without the monthly fee.

Some have said to WSPO that if Boyshare was reduced or cancelled. It would have caused chaos within the church. "Many of our most expirenced priests would have quit. For some, I suspect that access to Boyshare is the only reason they remain in the church." said a church member who wished not to be identified.

Performer's Warehouse

The Christmas season is here and you know what that means.. All clown and mime supplies are on SALE, at Cheedo's Performer's Warehouse! The best stuff is here..Bubble balloons, Wigs from 3M, Glitters from Donovan Glitter Co., Jaque's mime paint (imported from France) and many other favorites.
The first 100 shoppers will recieve their choice of a free DVD of "Mime Madness", "Mime Extreme 05'" or "Mimes gone Wild".

Note: "Mimes gone Wild" is not suitable for viewers under 18 years of age.

Don't throw away those old Extinguishers..

Send them to France. It seems that in areas surrounding Paris a series of fires have been unsuccessfully 'put out' by gangs of happy french muslim youths, because of their lack of extinguishers.
"Its appalling" said Vince Du mont', an aid to Domenique De Villepin. "If they had only had the equipment, thousands of these unexplained automobile fires could have been averted". Mr. De Villepin is quoted as saying the he, "blames the United States" for most of France's recent losses to fire. "They make millions of extinguishers and have millions to spare, and they hog up the world's supply of Sodium Biocarbonate. Its disgusting." Mr. De Villepin has asked Jacques Chirac, France's President, to address the UN with regards to America's unwillingness to cease hoarding "bicarbonates.."

I want my 30 bucks back

Matthew Evans, LA, California, is suing the Company that owns "Match.com", IAC/Interactive Corp. He claims that they have hired girls who set up dates with men, who might otherwise cancel their memberships. This website has about 10-20 million subscribers and about 500 employees. How can even a small fraction be 'hoodwinked' into dating a Match.com employee? The math simply doesn't add up. The Match lawsuit was filed earlier this month in U.S. District Court in Los Angeles by plaintiff Mr.Evans, who contends he went out with a woman he met through the site who turned out to be nothing more than "date bait" working for the company. His lawyer from the firm, Scuzzy, Queeb, Phart and Guzzle, said that this type of corperate activity was a "grossly fraudulent practice".

Which was...almost as gross as some of the "babes" I hooked up with "Match.com". It was my fault to some degree, because my main requirement was "female". My mailbox was filled with pre-op, post-op and assortment of hideous "Carbon based life forms". Yes, I suppose if we threw out the obvious respondents with crippling gender indenty problems, the remaning group's Karyotype would denote the classical "XX" identification(s). However, I wasn't interested in Power Crystals, Vampyre Sex, Taxidermy, Glam rock, Extreme Piercings, Communist Poetry Readings, Pet Lizards, Body length Tatoos, watching old bootlegged VCR tapes of Gallagher, apartments with that wet dog urine smell, talking about (you) finishing film school and botched plastic surgeries. No interest.

Glitterati in Dubai

Ho Chi Minh City-- Police have arrested Gary Glitter. He was wanted by police for questioning regarding allegations he had sex with two girls, one of whom was 15 and the other only 12, while living in the southern resort town. The age of consent in Vietnam is 16. Mr. Glitter has been on tour, getting "asked to leave" Cuba and Cambodia, for reasons described as having "lewd relations" with young girls. In other words, he's a pedderass. But in these modern times can't a rock star have sex with a few kids without the "pigs" getting involved?! Maybe..

Reports have surfaced that Mr. Glitter's associates are reviewing property in Dubai, for a potential new home. Michael Jackson is said to have called the city "wonderful" and "bursting with yummy boys". Mr. Jackson didn't have any fear of adding Mr. Glitter to the neighborhood, because he enjoys the company of those "icky lipsticky girls". It is said that Mr. Glitter was very interested in his friend's offer. It was about a two days prior to Mr. Glitter's first trip to Dubai, that a warrant for his arrest was issued. If and when Mr. Glitter makes Dubai his new home, he and Michael Jackson could attack entire school buses, like supersexed-superlewd-superbizarre superheros, filled with new "little friends", like Brock Landers and Chest Rockwell style.

Who the fuck are these guys?

There was another meeting of the Useless last week and they wanted to gain "management and oversite" of the interenet. Yea, the whole fucking internet. Kids, the internet was invented by the US military and segued into our Universities, were it exploded in content, complexity, developers and users. So it begs the question, what the fuck do you (UN) have to do with the internet? The UN didn't invent it, develop it, finance it, promote it or anything else. When Marc Andreessen was developing the first, user friedly browser, Mosaic-Netscape, I'm willing to bet that he didn't cry out into the night, "I need the UN to help me with this fucking thing..!"

U.S. detractors (France) did not gain United Nations control of the Internet, the new agreement will create an body called the Internet Governance Forum that would convene in 2006 to discuss public policy issues related to key elements of Internet governance. Key elements? Like what I wonder? If we are talking of the UN, the imagination can run wild. UN Secretary General Kofi Annan said the United States deserved thanks for its work in creating the Internet, and had fairly and honorably performed its oversight duties. Gee Thanks! "Oversite duties"? Oversight through what authority? If Jeff Bezos wants to change some things around on AMZN, does he call Washington DC? No he doesn't. (unless ofcourse his boyfriend is in town)

The UN is full of fuck-ups. The UN has fucked up in all corners of the world. They are looking for a new place to ruin. They have their eyes on Cyperspace. They wan't to 'control it', 'tax it', 'edit it' and etc.

Listen kids, the Californian-pony-tailed-chubby-nerds (yes-the ones that still live with their moms), have done a great job keeping this thing alive and its integrity intact. If the computer nerds lose control to beurocrats, all will be lost.

Ooops!

Al-Qaida scientists are working overtime in attempts to fix what can be best described as "faulty" munition guidance system. One of the latest attacks against the "infidels" resulted in over 60 dead muslims, most of which were killed in a blast at wedding party at the Raddison in Amman Jordon. Included in the dead was world famous Syrian film producer/director Moustapha Akkad. "Even the most juvenile system would identify that a wedding party wouldn't be a good place to find Americans, stinking Jewish scum and other infidels" said Rudolph Hohenzolleren, a Nazi scientist, and coworker of Wernher Von Braun, father of the modern rocket guidence system and lead scientist of the American Apollo space program. "If any of our V1 or V2 rockets landed in Berlin, Der Furer would have been pissed! Gott im Himmel !

Moustapha Akkad..who?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002160/

Taste the sadness...

Remember when you were in High school and the dumb kids ruled the show? Then you went to University and realized that the dumb kids were well...dumb.?! THAT'S the way I feel about FOX cancelling ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT.

How fucking stupid can one be??!! I never watched the first season, i bought it on AMZN sight unseen. I had heard alot of good stuff about the show. I watched the first season on DVD like a crack- head. I laughed so hard, I couldn't breath. And as a modern man, breathing-next to beer drinking... is kinda' important. The second season wasn't available on DVD, so I downloaded it off of "Limewire". Like a true addict, i needed the fix for the vein in my brain. I have watched every episode and know many of the best lines. The dialog is written sharp enough to cut the head off of many a pin-head studio executive.. It's a banquet of developed characters, stupid antics and helpings of extreme wit. I hate to think that this show is too "high brow" for middle America, because I am from middle America-Topeka, KS. ( for Christ sakes!!) What are we supposed to watch? Paris Hilton's Labia Magic hour? Viva' La Lame? Full House II? The Apprentice?

If you haven't seen this show you MUST check it out. If you loved NIGHT COURT, then you'll HATE Arrested Development..(And go fuck yourself!). Night Court was one of those shows that alot of my friends watched, but I fucken HATED, because it was sooo fuckin' stupid. Buy it, steal it, gloam it...swallow it.. but just watch it. Its that fucking good!

I am a single white male, middle 30's... I live in the upper east side of Manhattan, New York City and I earn a comfotable six figure income.... I am an American Express card holder and travel alot (lots of disposable income here..!). And I watch Arrested Development.

Liberté, égalité, fraternité..?

It's Monday night. In the US that means football. Lately, in France, it means another nite of riots. If they riot tonight, this will be the twelfth. Burning cars, burning storefronts, youths running through smoked choked streets, confused bureaucrats and more Offical French nonsense. Paris would be wise to note a page from Abraham Lincoln's playbook, (1858) when he noted that "a house divided against itself can not stand.."
These 'freedom fighters" are mad about something. It would appear that in France there is more "going on" than the usual.. pastis, cigarettes, Le Monde and Maurice Chevalier.

Love in Tampa

Can't a couple of Cheerleaders (of the Carolina Panthers, an NFL team) have some sex without the whole fuckin' world blowing up?! Renee Thomas (blonde) and Angela Keathley were getting it on in a bathroom stall at some bar in Tampa and some bitch had to get all, well,... bitchy. Instead of just waiting her turn, she got the cops involved. Upon being forced out of the restroom, Ms. Thomas, in a fit, because she didn't have time to nut, smacked the angry girl waiting outside. All hell broke loose: Police, TV cameras, Mullets twiching, Police Dogs, riot foam, mimes, tipped over buckets of chicken wings and a crushed cardboard "Coors Lite" party bus.
The Panther organization can't fire these 'naughty girls' because they are now so popular. The stadium is full of beer drinking alpha males that love football, beer and yes..naughty girls.

NYC Marathon 2005 II

The green squares are sponges. They are dunked in cold water and provided to the runners. After use, the runners just drop them on the street.

NYC Marathon 2005'

The Madness of the French...

Well, they are at it again. Yea, I'm talking about the French love affair with disobedience. Maybe if they were as disobedient towards the Nazi's, maybe history wouldn't record DeGaul as being such an incompetent asshole. Anyway, everything in France doesn't seem as is. Yes, I know. It's a shocker. Decades of overpaid, oversexed, unresponsive and unaccountable bureaucrats have finally rubbed the state raw. They are mad as hell and they aren't gonna take it anymore. These riots have swelled into a broader challenge against the French state. The violence has exposed deep discontent in neighborhoods where African and Muslim immigrants and their French-born children are trapped by poverty, unemployment, racial discrimination, crime, poor education and housing. It would seem that no amount of "sweet talk" or "poetry" that erupts from Dominique de Villepin's hole can calm the storm. The vast mass of French political doubletalk and bullshit has finally buckled under the weight of its own nonsense. And its come home to roost, among the suburbs of Paris.
Dominique de Villepin has often spoke about the importance of following the "french" form of government, not the "anglo-saxon" (USA, UK) . Well it would seem the French Model is working wonders. They deserve it, good and hard.

Mayor Race II

It seems very odd that the 'public' has a problem with the amount of money mayor Bloomberg is spending on his re-election, current tab $60 million(+). The issue isn't if Bloomberg will win, but how much he is out spending his challenger, Ferrer. It would seem that Ferrer is going to be "smoked" on election day. The most generously liberal publications have him trailing Bloomberg by about 30 points. We live in a country where "space enthusiast", Gregory Olsen, will spend $20 million to up into orbit for a few days. Is it odd to spend $60 million to become mayor of the Earth's most loved city for four years?

The question shouldn't be why Bloomberg will spend so much money to become mayor, but why would Ferrer spend ANY MONEY to gain a position that he has no chance of obtaining. Its like buying a bag of old lottery tickets. What's the point? And some of Ferrer's money is our tax dollars. Bloomberg is spending only his own money.

Braver Heart

Hollywood,CA-- Sylvester Stallone has purchased the rights to "Braveheart II" for an undisclosed sum. Icon Pictures, owned by Mel Gibson, had owned the rights but chose to sell them. "Mr. Gibson is simply too busy with too many projects." says Issac Meyers, a hollywood producer and friend of Mr. Gibson. "I think he wanted to develop his craft and production(s) toward a different and more challenging direction." The film, yet untitled, should be in theatres by Christmas 2006.

Mayor race

Things are getting strange in New York's mayoral race. Current Mayor Bloomberg has the support of the (liberal rag) NY Times, NY Post and many others. The Democratic candidate, Fernando Ferrer has recieved strong support from Screw Magazine and 'luke warm' support from Barely Legal. In its US Politics section, Barely Lagal gave Ferrer points for having a moustache but lost even more points for looking like a 'creep'. In an oddly simmiliar theme, Screw Magazine was supporting "Mayor Ferrer", because he seemed the candidate most likely to be arrested in an "underage internet kiddy porn" sting.

ipod problems..

New York- I need some help. This hooker took my ipod. Her name is "Lazer". Yea, she's an ok GFE and offers greek if your interested. But my ipod had all of David Cassidy's greatest hits and the early works of Quiet Riot. How does one replace that which is unreplacable? ugh!

He grows a good Moustache

I wasn't raised in NYC, but I live here. So I view the upcomming Mayoral election with a gimlet eye. New York City is infested with liberals. And every few years they try to raise a new king. This time around they have chosen Fernando Ferrer to run against the current mayor Mike Bloomberg. Mr. Ferrer has advertised himself as the candidate that has "worked his way up" and would never 'buy' the job of being mayor. This of course is a jab at Mayor Bloomberg, because he's rich, yea 'fuck you money' rich. Billions and billions of dollars. Founder and owner of Bloomberg L.P. He owns 72% of the LP and receives an 84.55% share of the profits. Enough money to built and furnish his own Death Star. Bloomberg is a good mayor. He isn't Rudy Guiliani, but good enough to get re-elected.
After loosing the last election for mayor Mr. Ferrer took a job as president of the Drum Major Institute, a liberal policy group. Yet he claims to wear a badge of honor for 'working his way up'.
As an 'outsider' it is still painfully obvious that Mr. Ferrer has no chance to be elected mayor. You know, like trying to force a marshmallow through a 3 inch steel door-ain't happening.
But this is New York. And as noted earlier, infested with liberals. Alot of really dumb rich liberals. Remember David Dinkins? (Yea, even current liberals refuse talk about his fucked up term as mayor) So who knows how this will really pan out. But the NY Times seems to be reporting the day-to-day developments like someone on a hunger strike. Somebody always gets food into the protestor's stomach. They never die. (But all of the protestors starving themselves against "big oil", how effective were they? Well, my XOM and CVX dividends are still comming in...so not much. Thank God..!) Ugh! Dear NYT readers this is gonna' be a bad one. So stock up on bleach and plastic bags.

Freddy's own words..
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/col/ferrer/

The big NO

Washington-- The lights were on, the cameras were live and the nation was watching, so this House Select Committee had to put on a grand performance. It looked like a old porno circa 77'. Michael Brown was yelled at and talked 'down to' in tones that one never sees on 'The Hill'. Brown appeared before a special congressional panel set up by House Republican leaders to investigate the catastrophe, post hurricane Katrina. His job as FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency) director was already gone, so he had nothing to lose. "I'm happy you left," said Rep. Christopher Shays, R-Conn. "That kind of look in the lights like a deer tells me you weren't capable of doing that job."
Rep. Gene Taylor, D-Miss., told Brown: "The disconnect was, people thought there was some federal expertise out there. There wasn't. Not from you." Brown blamed others for most government failures in responding to Hurricane Katrina, especially Louisiana Gov. Kathleen Blanco and New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin. Brown also said that in the days before the storm, he expressed his concerns that "this is going to be a bad one" in phone conversations and e-mails with
President Bush's, White House chief of staff Andy Card and deputy chief of staff Joe Hagin. Brown said the lack of an effective evacuation of New Orleans before the storm was "the tipping point for all the other things that went wrong."
A "mandatory" evacuation was ordered Sunday by Mayor Nagin. However, transportation was not provided and thousands of residents were stranded.

Doesn't the Governor and Mayor have some responsibility here? The "hurricane evac"plan that was developed wasn't followed. Why? They are the locally elected officials. Dysfunctional? I don't think it was necessary to say that Louisiana was disfunctional, the whole country could see that on TV. Almost half of the police department didn't show up for duty. (This would NEVER FUCKING happen in NYC) Shootings, lootings, rape and all the other crap that goes on in ghettos. When an 'armed gang' was shot at by the National Guard, because they were shooting at telephone repair crews, I laughed. Jeez, what a fuckin' shithole! Even the police are being arrested for looting. If this isn't disfunctional, what is?

In a few months after a lot of research of phone calls, emails and etc. I'm willing to bet that it will come out that the Louisiana Governor, Kathleen Blanco and Mayor Ray Nagin are super-duper fuck-ups. And that this guy, Brown and his agency, FEMA, were powerless against Louisina's 'fuckupedness'.

New Orleans was a dirty corrupt town of unimaginable stink. If Neptune claims it, let him have it. Why should the rest of the nation pay to 'rebuild' New Orleans? If its worth rebulding private enterprise will take care of it.

Police looters

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/09/29/nopd.looting/

Oil, black gold..Texas tea..

Our whole society is effected by Oil, or its price. The Bush administration is not doing enough to push for energy conservation as fuel costs skyrocket since Hurricanes Katrina and Rita, Sen. Maria Cantwell (pictured) of Washington state said Saturday in the Democrats' weekly radio address.
It seems odd that Liberals are the ones fighting the development of new oil and gasoline infactructure(s), but are also angry about its 'price'. EVERY member of congress, liberal-that is, should be forced to complete a basic economic course, three credit hrs. Maybe, just maybe, some of these stupid, truly moronic ideas and comments will never come to 'the top'. You can't create a buch of laws and rules for the oil industry..and THEN critizize this same industry if they can't deliver "cheap" gasoline and Oil(s) after negoiating through all of your (liberal) bullshit rules and nonsense.
Business will ALWAYS find a way to profit form a situation. One CAN'T make a law or rule setting prices for anything, gasoline, milk, sugar, tobacco, coffee..etc. It creates shortages. If the price of gasoline is $10/gallon, then that's what it is. Either one can get gasoline at $10 or nothing at $9. period.

People in California should pay an extra $1/gallon 'stupid' tax. NIMBA (not in my back yard) was pioneered in California. The citizens of CA need more eletricity AND more gasoline. However, the politics of the region won't allow for the construction of new processing plants or refineries. This is why its sooo expensive to 'do business' in California. Nevada and Arizona like it. California needs to do what is 'correct', not what the liberal bomb throwers wan't. But maybe that is the way our democracy is supposed to work, letting CA make really dumb choices, and have to "suck it", for the next few years...

who knows..?