Bubb Rubb on TO

Superstar sensation, Bubb Rubb, has been burning up the charts with his new hit, "Woo Woo". He had a few things to say about the whole Terrel Owens situation.

"Yea, I got som things to say mutha fuka'. Yo, TO gots to learn to shut the fuck up. you know? We all know he can ball n' shit. But now the dumb mutha fucka out of a job. Now he's like every other dumb niga', sittin' on the coutch all day, scratching his balls! This fool kuda' been breaking NFL records! you know?...Make Howe Long shut the fuck up..And wipe that fuckin' whiteboy smirk of his dumb ass. Damn I know that Howe a bone smuggler! Anyway..now where TO suppoza' go? Atlanta? Shit! why would Vick want TO stinking the whole place up with his nasty butt crack? Kansas City? Chiefs suk so bad, TO would ax' to retire instead. Open a chain of Chicken n' Grape Soda joints. The only one dumb enuff is Al Davis. Mr. Davis don't take no shit from no one. If TO moufs' off to Mr. Davis, he gonna' be workin' the drive thru at one of Mr. Davis' Chicken n' Grape Soda joints"

Bubb's new video..

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bubbrubbflash.html

Dahmer the musical

The big idea guys on Broadway sure seem to bring out some grand ideas. A musical about Billy Joel, Jack the Ripper, Lestat( the vampyre), Elvis and now Jeffrey Dahmer. "We didn't focus so much on the murdering" says Alan Woods, producer. "Its really a love story. A story of a man who loves other men so much, he can't let them leave. I can understand his madness. Dahmer simply loved too much". Well, that may be but he also killed too much. When asked if there would be a scene in the show, where a man's butt is in a freezer Mr Woods said 'no'. "We have the set arranged with corpses , a few skulls and a refridgerator full of 'man-meat', tastefully done. But again were aren't doing a horror show, nothing like "Sweeney Todd".
When reading some of the rehersal score sheets, some of the songs seem grim, Silly boy you know I love ya'...It's just this darn necrophilia..
"We have hired some of the finest song writers in the business. I'm sure everyone will be amazed by our catchy tunes and wonderful show", said Mr. Woods.
Some of the songs written; "I love you too much to let you go", "He's cute he's drugged and he's MINE", "My happy hunting ground-Milwaukee", "You won't get away little monkey", "fresh butt in the freezer" and many more.

To get advanced tickets to the Dahmer, love story, musical...
http://broadway.yahoo.com/shows/show.php?s=dahmer

TO really fucked this one...

Philly--For conduct proven to be a "destructive and continuing threat" to his team, an arbitrator ruled today that the Eagles were justified in suspending their All-Pro receiver for four games -- and are within their rights to deactivate him for the rest of the year. In other words, Terrell Owens, "you really fucked up". The arbitrator, Richard Bloch, wrote a 38-page decision and noted that there was "no violation of the labor agreement.." TO must have really, really fucked up. He's a great player, but he thinks he's on par with Joe Montana or Lawrence Taylor. Owen's isn't close. Yea, LT had a big mouth and was a fuckup but he "trashtalked" opposite teams, not his own. Owens suffers from LSD, Lead Singer Disease.

Boyshare saved !!

VATICAN CITY - The
Vatican is toughening its stand against gay candidates for the priesthood, specifying in a new document that even men with "transitory" homosexual tendencies (fags) must overcome their urges for at least three years before being considered for the clergy. After lengthy and vigorous debate, it was decided that the Church's popular "Boyshare" program will not be closed. "Oh my, it would have been a disaster." says Father Robert Boeme. "Boyshare allows priests to truly gain rewarding relationships with boys all over the world. Many of our young learn lessons of life, from priests. "

Boyshare is a system set up to promote a rotation of boys through the parishes. Priests are allowed up to three boys at a time, but must return one prior to recieving a new one. All tranportation costs are paid for by the church. Its similar to Netflix without the monthly fee.

Some have said to WSPO that if Boyshare was reduced or cancelled. It would have caused chaos within the church. "Many of our most expirenced priests would have quit. For some, I suspect that access to Boyshare is the only reason they remain in the church." said a church member who wished not to be identified.

Performer's Warehouse

The Christmas season is here and you know what that means.. All clown and mime supplies are on SALE, at Cheedo's Performer's Warehouse! The best stuff is here..Bubble balloons, Wigs from 3M, Glitters from Donovan Glitter Co., Jaque's mime paint (imported from France) and many other favorites.
The first 100 shoppers will recieve their choice of a free DVD of "Mime Madness", "Mime Extreme 05'" or "Mimes gone Wild".

Note: "Mimes gone Wild" is not suitable for viewers under 18 years of age.

Don't throw away those old Extinguishers..

Send them to France. It seems that in areas surrounding Paris a series of fires have been unsuccessfully 'put out' by gangs of happy french muslim youths, because of their lack of extinguishers.
"Its appalling" said Vince Du mont', an aid to Domenique De Villepin. "If they had only had the equipment, thousands of these unexplained automobile fires could have been averted". Mr. De Villepin is quoted as saying the he, "blames the United States" for most of France's recent losses to fire. "They make millions of extinguishers and have millions to spare, and they hog up the world's supply of Sodium Biocarbonate. Its disgusting." Mr. De Villepin has asked Jacques Chirac, France's President, to address the UN with regards to America's unwillingness to cease hoarding "bicarbonates.."

I want my 30 bucks back

Matthew Evans, LA, California, is suing the Company that owns "Match.com", IAC/Interactive Corp. He claims that they have hired girls who set up dates with men, who might otherwise cancel their memberships. This website has about 10-20 million subscribers and about 500 employees. How can even a small fraction be 'hoodwinked' into dating a Match.com employee? The math simply doesn't add up. The Match lawsuit was filed earlier this month in U.S. District Court in Los Angeles by plaintiff Mr.Evans, who contends he went out with a woman he met through the site who turned out to be nothing more than "date bait" working for the company. His lawyer from the firm, Scuzzy, Queeb, Phart and Guzzle, said that this type of corperate activity was a "grossly fraudulent practice".

Which was...almost as gross as some of the "babes" I hooked up with "Match.com". It was my fault to some degree, because my main requirement was "female". My mailbox was filled with pre-op, post-op and assortment of hideous "Carbon based life forms". Yes, I suppose if we threw out the obvious respondents with crippling gender indenty problems, the remaning group's Karyotype would denote the classical "XX" identification(s). However, I wasn't interested in Power Crystals, Vampyre Sex, Taxidermy, Glam rock, Extreme Piercings, Communist Poetry Readings, Pet Lizards, Body length Tatoos, watching old bootlegged VCR tapes of Gallagher, apartments with that wet dog urine smell, talking about (you) finishing film school and botched plastic surgeries. No interest.

Glitterati in Dubai

Ho Chi Minh City-- Police have arrested Gary Glitter. He was wanted by police for questioning regarding allegations he had sex with two girls, one of whom was 15 and the other only 12, while living in the southern resort town. The age of consent in Vietnam is 16. Mr. Glitter has been on tour, getting "asked to leave" Cuba and Cambodia, for reasons described as having "lewd relations" with young girls. In other words, he's a pedderass. But in these modern times can't a rock star have sex with a few kids without the "pigs" getting involved?! Maybe..

Reports have surfaced that Mr. Glitter's associates are reviewing property in Dubai, for a potential new home. Michael Jackson is said to have called the city "wonderful" and "bursting with yummy boys". Mr. Jackson didn't have any fear of adding Mr. Glitter to the neighborhood, because he enjoys the company of those "icky lipsticky girls". It is said that Mr. Glitter was very interested in his friend's offer. It was about a two days prior to Mr. Glitter's first trip to Dubai, that a warrant for his arrest was issued. If and when Mr. Glitter makes Dubai his new home, he and Michael Jackson could attack entire school buses, like supersexed-superlewd-superbizarre superheros, filled with new "little friends", like Brock Landers and Chest Rockwell style.

Who the fuck are these guys?

There was another meeting of the Useless last week and they wanted to gain "management and oversite" of the interenet. Yea, the whole fucking internet. Kids, the internet was invented by the US military and segued into our Universities, were it exploded in content, complexity, developers and users. So it begs the question, what the fuck do you (UN) have to do with the internet? The UN didn't invent it, develop it, finance it, promote it or anything else. When Marc Andreessen was developing the first, user friedly browser, Mosaic-Netscape, I'm willing to bet that he didn't cry out into the night, "I need the UN to help me with this fucking thing..!"

U.S. detractors (France) did not gain United Nations control of the Internet, the new agreement will create an body called the Internet Governance Forum that would convene in 2006 to discuss public policy issues related to key elements of Internet governance. Key elements? Like what I wonder? If we are talking of the UN, the imagination can run wild. UN Secretary General Kofi Annan said the United States deserved thanks for its work in creating the Internet, and had fairly and honorably performed its oversight duties. Gee Thanks! "Oversite duties"? Oversight through what authority? If Jeff Bezos wants to change some things around on AMZN, does he call Washington DC? No he doesn't. (unless ofcourse his boyfriend is in town)

The UN is full of fuck-ups. The UN has fucked up in all corners of the world. They are looking for a new place to ruin. They have their eyes on Cyperspace. They wan't to 'control it', 'tax it', 'edit it' and etc.

Listen kids, the Californian-pony-tailed-chubby-nerds (yes-the ones that still live with their moms), have done a great job keeping this thing alive and its integrity intact. If the computer nerds lose control to beurocrats, all will be lost.

Ooops!

Al-Qaida scientists are working overtime in attempts to fix what can be best described as "faulty" munition guidance system. One of the latest attacks against the "infidels" resulted in over 60 dead muslims, most of which were killed in a blast at wedding party at the Raddison in Amman Jordon. Included in the dead was world famous Syrian film producer/director Moustapha Akkad. "Even the most juvenile system would identify that a wedding party wouldn't be a good place to find Americans, stinking Jewish scum and other infidels" said Rudolph Hohenzolleren, a Nazi scientist, and coworker of Wernher Von Braun, father of the modern rocket guidence system and lead scientist of the American Apollo space program. "If any of our V1 or V2 rockets landed in Berlin, Der Furer would have been pissed! Gott im Himmel !

Moustapha Akkad..who?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002160/

Taste the sadness...

Remember when you were in High school and the dumb kids ruled the show? Then you went to University and realized that the dumb kids were well...dumb.?! THAT'S the way I feel about FOX cancelling ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT.

How fucking stupid can one be??!! I never watched the first season, i bought it on AMZN sight unseen. I had heard alot of good stuff about the show. I watched the first season on DVD like a crack- head. I laughed so hard, I couldn't breath. And as a modern man, breathing-next to beer drinking... is kinda' important. The second season wasn't available on DVD, so I downloaded it off of "Limewire". Like a true addict, i needed the fix for the vein in my brain. I have watched every episode and know many of the best lines. The dialog is written sharp enough to cut the head off of many a pin-head studio executive.. It's a banquet of developed characters, stupid antics and helpings of extreme wit. I hate to think that this show is too "high brow" for middle America, because I am from middle America-Topeka, KS. ( for Christ sakes!!) What are we supposed to watch? Paris Hilton's Labia Magic hour? Viva' La Lame? Full House II? The Apprentice?

If you haven't seen this show you MUST check it out. If you loved NIGHT COURT, then you'll HATE Arrested Development..(And go fuck yourself!). Night Court was one of those shows that alot of my friends watched, but I fucken HATED, because it was sooo fuckin' stupid. Buy it, steal it, gloam it...swallow it.. but just watch it. Its that fucking good!

I am a single white male, middle 30's... I live in the upper east side of Manhattan, New York City and I earn a comfotable six figure income.... I am an American Express card holder and travel alot (lots of disposable income here..!). And I watch Arrested Development.

Liberté, égalité, fraternité..?

It's Monday night. In the US that means football. Lately, in France, it means another nite of riots. If they riot tonight, this will be the twelfth. Burning cars, burning storefronts, youths running through smoked choked streets, confused bureaucrats and more Offical French nonsense. Paris would be wise to note a page from Abraham Lincoln's playbook, (1858) when he noted that "a house divided against itself can not stand.."
These 'freedom fighters" are mad about something. It would appear that in France there is more "going on" than the usual.. pastis, cigarettes, Le Monde and Maurice Chevalier.

Love in Tampa

Can't a couple of Cheerleaders (of the Carolina Panthers, an NFL team) have some sex without the whole fuckin' world blowing up?! Renee Thomas (blonde) and Angela Keathley were getting it on in a bathroom stall at some bar in Tampa and some bitch had to get all, well,... bitchy. Instead of just waiting her turn, she got the cops involved. Upon being forced out of the restroom, Ms. Thomas, in a fit, because she didn't have time to nut, smacked the angry girl waiting outside. All hell broke loose: Police, TV cameras, Mullets twiching, Police Dogs, riot foam, mimes, tipped over buckets of chicken wings and a crushed cardboard "Coors Lite" party bus.
The Panther organization can't fire these 'naughty girls' because they are now so popular. The stadium is full of beer drinking alpha males that love football, beer and yes..naughty girls.

NYC Marathon 2005 II

The green squares are sponges. They are dunked in cold water and provided to the runners. After use, the runners just drop them on the street.

NYC Marathon 2005'

The Madness of the French...

Well, they are at it again. Yea, I'm talking about the French love affair with disobedience. Maybe if they were as disobedient towards the Nazi's, maybe history wouldn't record DeGaul as being such an incompetent asshole. Anyway, everything in France doesn't seem as is. Yes, I know. It's a shocker. Decades of overpaid, oversexed, unresponsive and unaccountable bureaucrats have finally rubbed the state raw. They are mad as hell and they aren't gonna take it anymore. These riots have swelled into a broader challenge against the French state. The violence has exposed deep discontent in neighborhoods where African and Muslim immigrants and their French-born children are trapped by poverty, unemployment, racial discrimination, crime, poor education and housing. It would seem that no amount of "sweet talk" or "poetry" that erupts from Dominique de Villepin's hole can calm the storm. The vast mass of French political doubletalk and bullshit has finally buckled under the weight of its own nonsense. And its come home to roost, among the suburbs of Paris.
Dominique de Villepin has often spoke about the importance of following the "french" form of government, not the "anglo-saxon" (USA, UK) . Well it would seem the French Model is working wonders. They deserve it, good and hard.