DUBAI, United Arab Emirates-- There has been alot of talk about Michael jackson moving to Dubai. Our sources tell us that the ' gloved one' wishes to move overseas because American boys have become 'too fat'. "Mr. Jackson prefers boys that have a moderate amount of muscle tone." says an unamed source. " American boys have gotten too fat playing 'x-box' and sitting on the couch all day."
The UAE has a very strict list of studdies and exercises for all students. The boys must undergo a regimen of physical exhaustion, prior to moving to the next grade. It is this physical examination that brings Mr. Jackson to Dubai.
"Dubai forces their young boys to exercise towards the extreme" says Mr. Aonymous. " It is these young tan muscles that bring Mr. Jackson to the table."
Our source expressed interest in finding another job, because he thought it was only a 'matter of time' before Mr.Jackson was caught in the arms of a boy. " He loves the taste of young boys. Period...!" said our source.
He finished by saying, " I hope he knows what he's doing..because if they(Dubai govt) catches him in with a boy, they'll cut his fucking head off..! They don't care how much his gay petter-ass is worth."
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