Ok, so the jury is back and its been decided that Eva Longoria is just too fukin' hot. How hot? Her used panties were for sale on Ebay. They were obviously fake and Ebay pulled the plug, but not before they were priced over $150,000 USD.
French Mathamatician Daniel Moire PHD, of Le Paris Institute de Mathamatica', is developing a formula, to help explain, quantatively, how Ms. Longoria became so "delisiously yummy". He stated that "her pussy would melt under my tounge, like a freshly scubed schoolgirl, her sweet juice spills out of my mouth, down my chin and fills my parched soul". His requests for articles of Ms. Longoria's clothing have gone unanswered. Dr. Moire said that "her clothing, imbibed with her scent, would help with our work"!
Ebay auction..
http://cgi.ebay.com/Used-Panties_W5QQitemZ9510544959QQcategoryZ1467QQssEvaLongoriaZWDVWrdZ1QcmdZViewItem
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