LOS ANGELES - Workers began bulldozing a 14-acre urban garden Wednesday, and 10 protesters were arrested as they tried to stop the 'demolition'. Eight protesters broke into the site shortly afternoon and rushed the bulldozer. Some of the demonstrators climbed on but were forced down by security guards and arrested by police. For years, neighborhood residents grew vegetables and flowers on the site rent free. But they were evicted three weeks ago after the property's owner Ralph Horowitz told them he planned to build a warehouse on the land. And of course the hippies fuckin' freaked out. Even Daryl Hannah joined the hippie's cause. Hippies don't need warehouses...they need flowers and rent free living!
God, I hate hippies.
Well, Hey I'm here to help. It seems that the owner, Mr. Horowitz offered to sell most of this lot to the hippies for $16million. But, you know what? The hippies couldn't come up with the cash. yea, a real shocker. How many fucking dumb trinkets do these people have to sell to raise $16million? But hey! They don't have to! Here's an idea...
Pimp Daryl Hannah out! Figure about five 'dates' a day, six days a week and one day for rest and healing. I would bet that Ms. Hannah could command about $2000/date, including greek. And If she really turns the freak on, she'd get some good tips too! So, add that to the pile. that's about $240,000 a month. I'm sure Wells Fargo Bank would arrange some type of financing for this property. Not to mention the 'good-will' points Wells Fargo would earn with the community and the hippies. (Everybody loves happy hippies)
Then again...If Ms. Hannah's heart wasn't really behind the effort in 'saving' this garden, I'm sure the hippies would understand.
And then...if Ms. Hannah was really smart she would have paid a vist to Mr. Horowitz's home and made some type of 'non-conventional' arrangement.
"yea, I know she's a shiksa but that mouth is like silk!"
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