Ok, I've woken up with a headache or maybe a leg cramp. This guy, Fateh Mohammad, woke up with a lightbulb up his ass. The doctor treating Mr. Mohammad said he doubted the story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose. Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for "making liquor"(!), prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there..ok
The production of liquor is prohibited in this Muslim lands, but 'bulb surfing' is a time honored tradition that may actually reduce Mr. Mohammad's sentence, due to his popularity with the guards and fellow inmates.
For the obvious reasons, General Electric has "passed" on any potential marketing campaigns addressing this virtually unknown market.
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