Fort Lee, NJ- Adam Simpson, VP at Verizon Corp., left his wife and two kids last week to live with his pornstar girlfriend. His wife of eleven years, Emily Simpson, holding back tears, was surprised because, " adam was soo lousy in the bedroom, I mean at times I would tell him, 'why bother'. I mean he was hung like a circus midget." Neighbor and co-worker, Terry Maller, says," we in the area knew that he was a lousy lay, his wife would drone on about it at BBQs. And something about his need of a finger or two up his ass. We haven't figured that out yet. Even the guys down on the shipping floor haven't figured that one out. But he was raised in California, so maybe he picked something up there."
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