Washingtion DC- The Bureau of Stastics has determined through vigorous stastical analysis that men that own a Porsche get "the girl" more often that any other brand. "I took a test car out to get a milkshake" recounts Dr. Alex Miller, " and these girls showed up in bikinis at the drivethrough and then it was like they were pushing it into my face. I had the redolent flora of youth in my beard all afternoon." There wasn't a single US auto manufactuer on the top five list, except for the Segway. It seems its popular with the Hippie chick-potato car crowd. Senators were angry that this data was released to the press prior to being briefed about its conclusions, more bad new for a limping US auto industry. And due to this report Porsche dealers are reporting backlogs of about twenty weeks.