On Wall Street....

Armed guards beg for order to shoot stupid tourists. "I think they are British or German..I can't tell" Says Alan Smith -armed sniper, "but they are very anoying. So naturally we wish to kill them." It is true that on Wall Street its very croweded with tourists. " Its so crowded, its insane. I'm not the activities director! don't talk to me! Don't ask me to hold your camera !!--fuckers!" Bloated English and German tourists seem the norm. Requests to
"shoot to kill" have been very numerous. So far no orders have been approved.