Monday, November 21, 2005

Don't throw away those old Extinguishers..


Send them to France. It seems that in areas surrounding Paris a series of fires have been unsuccessfully 'put out' by gangs of happy french muslim youths, because of their lack of extinguishers.
"Its appalling" said Vince Du mont', an aid to Domenique De Villepin. "If they had only had the equipment, thousands of these unexplained automobile fires could have been averted". Mr. De Villepin is quoted as saying the he, "blames the United States" for most of France's recent losses to fire. "They make millions of extinguishers and have millions to spare, and they hog up the world's supply of Sodium Biocarbonate. Its disgusting." Mr. De Villepin has asked Jacques Chirac, France's President, to address the UN with regards to America's unwillingness to cease hoarding "bicarbonates.."

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