Monday, November 07, 2005

Love in Tampa



Can't a couple of Cheerleaders (of the Carolina Panthers, an NFL team) have some sex without the whole fuckin' world blowing up?! Renee Thomas (blonde) and Angela Keathley were getting it on in a bathroom stall at some bar in Tampa and some bitch had to get all, well,... bitchy. Instead of just waiting her turn, she got the cops involved. Upon being forced out of the restroom, Ms. Thomas, in a fit, because she didn't have time to nut, smacked the angry girl waiting outside. All hell broke loose: Police, TV cameras, Mullets twiching, Police Dogs, riot foam, mimes, tipped over buckets of chicken wings and a crushed cardboard "Coors Lite" party bus.
The Panther organization can't fire these 'naughty girls' because they are now so popular. The stadium is full of beer drinking alpha males that love football, beer and yes..naughty girls.

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