Ho Chi Minh City-- Police have arrested Gary Glitter. He was wanted by police for questioning regarding allegations he had sex with two girls, one of whom was 15 and the other only 12, while living in the southern resort town. The age of consent in Vietnam is 16. Mr. Glitter has been on tour, getting "asked to leave" Cuba and Cambodia, for reasons described as having "lewd relations" with young girls. In other words, he's a pedderass. But in these modern times can't a rock star have sex with a few kids without the "pigs" getting involved?! Maybe..
Reports have surfaced that Mr. Glitter's associates are reviewing property in Dubai, for a potential new home. Michael Jackson is said to have called the city "wonderful" and "bursting with yummy boys". Mr. Jackson didn't have any fear of adding Mr. Glitter to the neighborhood, because he enjoys the company of those "icky lipsticky girls". It is said that Mr. Glitter was very interested in his friend's offer. It was about a two days prior to Mr. Glitter's first trip to Dubai, that a warrant for his arrest was issued. If and when Mr. Glitter makes Dubai his new home, he and Michael Jackson could attack entire school buses, like supersexed-superlewd-superbizarre superheros, filled with new "little friends", like Brock Landers and Chest Rockwell style.
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