Boyshare saved !!

VATICAN CITY - The
Vatican is toughening its stand against gay candidates for the priesthood, specifying in a new document that even men with "transitory" homosexual tendencies (fags) must overcome their urges for at least three years before being considered for the clergy. After lengthy and vigorous debate, it was decided that the Church's popular "Boyshare" program will not be closed. "Oh my, it would have been a disaster." says Father Robert Boeme. "Boyshare allows priests to truly gain rewarding relationships with boys all over the world. Many of our young learn lessons of life, from priests. "

Boyshare is a system set up to promote a rotation of boys through the parishes. Priests are allowed up to three boys at a time, but must return one prior to recieving a new one. All tranportation costs are paid for by the church. Its similar to Netflix without the monthly fee.

Some have said to WSPO that if Boyshare was reduced or cancelled. It would have caused chaos within the church. "Many of our most expirenced priests would have quit. For some, I suspect that access to Boyshare is the only reason they remain in the church." said a church member who wished not to be identified.