Arrested

Brooklyn,NY--Yesterday, Martian Fisk,38 , was arrested for abusing and endangering his inner child. Neighbors said that he was a really easy going guy and were shocked that something like this would occur in their neighborhood. Mr. Fisk had recently lost his job at a yogurt plant, Yummy! Yogurts, Inc., due to seasonal layoffs. "We had a tip that this guy was drunk. So we checked it out." says, Roger Minte, NYPD. "His living room was filled with empty beer cans, an overflowing ashtray and empty potato chip bags-a real dump! We didn't see even one toy in the whole apartment. This guy is a real scumbag." A psychotherapist will be called in to examine Mr. Fisk and following Jungian psychology guidelines will determine the child's condition.