New York,NY-- Speculation has been swirling around Martha Stewart's new TV progam "The Apprentice", for NBC. Donald Trump's signature "You're Fired!" can't be used of course, so ideas to develop a fresh new 'termination phrase' have been beaten around the think tank at NBC's New York headquarters. Since Ms. Stewart's career and show has been developed upon events in the kitchen, home and garden improvements, writers have focused on these areas. "'You're cooked', 'you're toast' and 'you're done' was immediately tossed out as being too simple and unimaginative" says , Jill Stillwell, a staff writer. "She also spent time in prison, shared a man with her daughter (Alexa) and has the reputation for being a wealthy bitch from Westport(CT), and they make them really bad up there." The leading phrases cover a wide range of ideas and themes. 'Toss my salad', 'eat the stink' and 'like a wombat with a tomato in his pajamas, you are messy, annoying and useless' have been the most popular terms developed so far. Also considered 'you're gauche' or 'be a gentleman and push my stool in' (towards a male who is being rejected), Ms. Stewart would then remove her pants and bend over a Viking stove, donated by Viking Industries. The terms "I like good things and you're a bad thing and bad things need to be flushed down the toilet {flushing sound} and you are a truly stupid (spick,wetback, nappy headed mud nigger, chink, gook, jewboy, kike, cum burping limpwristed faggot or etc) get out of my sight" have been deemed as being slightly insensitive for a program designed for a major network program, but NBC hasn't outright rejected these 'potentially insensitive' terms. America awaits.
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