Madonna is busted...

London,UK--The world wide pop Uberartist, Madonna, broke a collarbone, fractured a hand and cracked three ribs Tuesday after she fell from a horse while riding on her London area estate, reports people close to the situation.
Her husband,Guy Ritchie, famed movie director, took the injured entertainer to an unnamed hospital, where she was treated and released. However, other reports indicate Madonna was injured while filming, Boogie Nights II, directed by Mr. Ritchie and co-staring Peter Dinklage, the American phenom of stage and screen. "We were rehersing scene 14-a, that's where my character, Jimmy Piston, has to have sex with the aging prostitute-pornstar-landlady." said, Mr. Dinklage. "Madonna is very professonal and her husband is too, I was very impressed." The scene that Mr. Dinklage refers to, requires his character to fuck Madonna's character 'up the ass', to prevent her from evicting him from an rundown midtown(New York) apartment. "When I read the script I wasn't sure if this was necessary to stay true to the story,you know.., to the screenwriter's vision." says Mr. Dinklage. "I didn't really want to have sex with Madonna's rearend. I've played Richard III on Broadway for Christ's sake! But, I've had my eye on a beautiful Townhouse in Brooklyn Hights, near St. Ann's High School and the role paid over one million dollars. So, would I fuck an old jew broad up the ass for $1.25 million? You Bet!" The rehearsal was proceeding well until Mr. Dinklage penetrated Madonna's ass. "That's when things went really wrong." recalls Mr. Dinklage. "I may be short, but I'm hung like a fucking carnival freak. She said 'give it to me Pete, and turn it really sweet'. So, I did. And then she screamed and blood started spraying out of her backside, like a Wagner Power Paint Sprayer." Mr. Ritchie took Madonna to the hospital for some stitches and antibiotics. She also bruised her 2nd and 3rd Lumbar vertebrae. "I felt so bad about the whole incident. I also told Guy (Ritchie) that I was sorry for busting his wife's ass open. He made me feel comfortable about the whole thing. And told me that she would 'get over it.'" The production schedule for Boogie Nights II has been pushed back at least eight weeks.