Wales, UK-In a sleepy green hued park in the city of Aberystwyth, southern part of fabeled Cardigan Bay, Andrew Toll, was sexually assulted by a gnome. "He was very quick about it, only one- with his little hat, up my trouser leg and I could feel him, you know, in my bum" recounts a still shocked and violated Mr. Toll. A gnome expert from Cardif says "yes, some gnomes are known for such brazen behavior and it is mating season. One should always be careful in such large gardens or parks. They can be very territorial. It might help to keep a pocket full of candy on your person, if needed as a stalling tactic. Gnomes love sweets." The gnome responsible for Mr. Tolls attack was located in a nearby flower bed and shot to death in his attempted escape.
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