New York, NY--Alan Thomas didn't think anything odd about police stopping him almost on a daily basis, while on his way to work on Wall Street. "He's settin' off all of our gaydar equipment" says Capt. Nolan Smith, "this guy is making our guys work overtime..even the dogs are tired". After being questioned numerous times and deemed straight by local authorities Mr. Thomas is still triggering gaydar installations all over Wall Street. Technician Sam Rollings illustrated the phenomena to our reporter, "see look at this (pointing to a dial) even after adjustments..Alan is being picked up. look...jeez he's burying the needle!"
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