Monday, August 01, 2005

Star Jones eats own foot




Brooklyn,NY-Diners at historic Steakhouse report seeing the TV star, Ms. Jones, with her right foot actually inside her maw. " we were sitting next to them" reports Sam and Sylvia Swartz of Atlantic Beach, " there was this deep slurping sucking sound, like our pool vacuum. It got really quiet after she bit into her foot." Many were surprised that she could even get her foot up that high, due to the girth. Waiter Horst Zimmerman says, " I came to their table and her foot in up to here (illustrating with hands) this lady was crazy, she put rolls in her purse, we serve steaks not feet." Ms. Jones was admited to Cornell Medical and realeased an hour or two later, without comment.

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