Hollywood--Jeremy Piven, performer in such films as PCU, Grosse Point Blank, Black Hawk Down, Old School and the HBO series The Entourage, has taken a long and rough road to achieve his current star status. This road has gone through numerous offices of plastic and reconstructive surgeons. "Jeremy doesn't make any bones about it. He is very happy with the results that he has seen over the last three years, concerning his hair." said Carl Breese, a longtime friend of Mr. Piven. "He's had about six operations, in an effort to rebuild his thinning hairline. The first few times were disastrous. Jeremy wouldn't leave his house without a cap or a paper bag. He spent over $15,000 to get the "Steven Wright" look. And Mr. Wright's hair makes him look like a fucking clown. Because they used most of Jeremy's available 'donor hair' for the first two procedures, they needed to find another source. So, somebody contacted 'George' to provide some of his back hair, to affix to Jeremy's scalp".
George 'The Animal' Steele was a well known professional wrestler in the early to late 80's, even appearing in the Johnny Depp film, Ed Wood, in 1994. Mr. Steel was contracted to provide at least 15 cm/2 of hair for Mr. Piven, for an undisclosed amount of cash. It took four procedures and alot of George's hair to get Mr. Piven's head straight. "This last procedure will be Jeremy's last, I think." says, Mr. Breese "If Jeremy needs to have yet more procedures in the future, he can't use George anymore. He's all tapped out. Jeremy will have to contact one of the Muppets or something." We'll keep our fingers crossed, at least for Animal's sake.
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