Kansas City,MO-- A city council referendum to prevent Kevin Eastman from protesting has failed, by a 7-2 vote. Mr. Eastman has been regularly attending protests over the Iraq war, War for oil, blood for oil and other various causes. Many of the other protesters have objected to Mr. Eastman's methods and agendas. In additon to various anti-war and anti-Bush themes, Mr. Eastman offers "free blowjobs". It isn't known if a 'free blowjob' will help bring the troops home or force the Neo-cons to change their mindsabout the world but Mr. Eastman has resisted to answer. "We come out here to protest those idiots in Washington and we have to protest near a local idiot" said Jeff Hale. "By 2pm he has got about ten cumshots drying on his face and chin! I don't understand it! You can't stand anywhere near him because of the sweaty sprog stink he gives off, not to mention all of those fucking flies!" Most of the protestors we spoke to shared Mr. Hale's opinion. "The cars just pull up and that queer fella' does his business with the other queer fellas'. They do it right here on the street! In front of everybody, even the kids!" says Ralph Smith, 77, of Blue Springs. "His picket signs don't make any sense. Nothing about this guy makes any sense, except he likes to be gagged in parked cars."
We made attempts to question Mr. Eastman and since we didn't want his HIV breath getting on us, we didn't press the issue.
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