Thursday, August 04, 2005

Man Bites Dog




New York,NY-- Local attorney, Brad Sutton, smashed his face in the rear of an ambulance, and is suing for gross negligence. "My face hit the bumper hard. I broke my glasses and skinned my knees." ,Mr. Sutton claims. "Acme Ambulance hires incompetent drivers and EMS technicians and are a danger to this great city. Our city isn't safe!" Alexander Zell, of Zell, Cohen, Ewe & Partners, is acting as council for Acme, and says "We tried to call Mr. Sutton but his business number was a pay phone in Penn Station. His claim is without merit. And with all due respect, we are confident that his knees were skinned long before he collided with one of Acme's vehicles."

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