Thursday, August 18, 2005

Dinklage must be Stopped!!



PASADENA, Calif. - "Desperate Housewives" star
Eva Longoria was injured Wednesday during taping of the hit ABC comedy and was taken to a nearby hospital for treatment, officials said. Longoria, 30, was "bumped on the head by something" while shooting on location, an ABC spokesperson said. A WSPO source has uncovered a few facts that have again missed the ears of the main stream media. We have learned that Peter Dinklage was on set filming a love scene with Ms. Longoria. During the shoot, Mr. Dinklage was mounting Ms. Longoria 'doggie style' and while screaming, she smashed her head on the bed's headboard. The filming was immediately halted and many of the other cast and crew ran to Ms. Longoria's aid. Mr. Dinklage's agent, Danny Rose, said "We may have to get some supplemental insurance coverage on Peter, if his antics continue to interfere with sensitive and expensive production schedules." We at the WSPO say that this oversexed love dwarf must be stopped! What other unsuspecting starlet will be injured and hospitalized after falling on Dinklage's sword? Someone hide Scarlett Johansson before another disaster befalls the entertainment world!!

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