Mr. T is here too..

Glenndale,CA-- Father Peter O' Connor has complained about his 'haunted' graveyard for years and only recently has taken action . The graveyard isn't haunted by the dead burried there, but by many of Hollywood's famous stars, who's careers have died. "Woopi Goldberg, MC Hammer, Chevy Chase and of course Andrew McCarthy, they are all here." said Father O' Conner. "I'm not sure why they are here, except that we are only a few miles from many major studios, in the Los Angeles area. Its very odd to say the least." It was about five years ago, when Father O' Conner was walking through part of the graveyard to take a shortcut to the parking lot. It was on this night that he came face to face with the ghost of Anthony Michael Hall's career. "The ghost was confused and sad. It mentioned something about a film..A Gnome Named Gnorm. And then it let out a ghastly moan.It said that it wasted many good years on bullshit roles." But a few years later when Mr. Hall recieved a re-occuring role on a popular TV show, The Dead Zone. (oddly enough) "It disappeared after that" Said, Father O' Conner. "except by then I also had Rob Lowe and Ally Sheedy. We had many of the 'Breakfast Club' kids here."

"We called the stars themselves, to come claim these 'career ghosts'. Many of them didn't bother coming over, maybe because of the travel costs. But if MC Hammer could find the money to come over, (we know he could spare the time), anyone of these ex-stars should be able to as well. It was sad. Hammer's ghost was hiding behind some of the bigger tombstones, refusing to come out and telling Hammer that is was the 'fuckin Taco Bell ads' that did the killing and 'our stupid gay-genie' pants." said Father O' Conner. To move things forward, Father O'Conner has offered airfare to some 'stars' like Andrew McCarthy, to 'come collect' your career's ghost. Mr. McCarthy said that he has started doing the stage version of "North Dallas Forty" at the "Mr. Bojangle's Dinner Theatre" in Pocatello, ID. And he expressed optimism that such an event would 'kick start' his career.

We at the WSPO would advise Mr. McCarthy to take the airfare and come get your career, because you haven't used it for years.