New York,(82nd & 5th Ave)-- Mrs. Tiffany Geller, widow of Theodore Geller- world famous steel magnate, has discoverd that her son, Theodore Jr., 39, has had sexual relations with a woman and is looking for answers. "My son is very sensitive, he still wets the bed. I mean look at him!" It seems sometime in June, Ted Jr. met a girl in Central Park, an NYU student. "She was pretty. And she liked ice cream." Mrs. Geller lights a cigarette and tells her son to be 'silent'. "What kind of 'woman' would have sex with another and not use her real name? A whore! NYU is full of em'." Ted Jr. made an effort to find his girlfriend, but couldn't locate her anywhere. He couldn't remember her name,"ee something..lacy, julie, mandy..i don't remember. She was nice and she had a lot of hair between her legs-like a badger!". "Theodore H. Geller Jr., will you kindly be quiet!!" screams Mrs. Geller, lighting another cigarette, "this has all been very stressing for me. I phoned the police and they wouldn't even make a report! Useless! Everyone's useless! I just don't know what we are going to do."
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