Wednesday, August 03, 2005




New York, NY--Film maker Spike Lee has entered into litigation with Cornell Medical Center for a "botched routine proceedure". Mr. Lee claims that his "talent node" was removed. He claims that in all subsequent films that Mr. Lee has written and produced since the operation have been groundbreaking failures. "Bamboozled, She Hate Me, my god what was I thinking?" cries Mr. Lee, "that doctor fucked me up!...man that cracker fucked Spike up" (yes, Mr. Lee mentioned himself in the third person) Some doubt the validity of Mr. Lee's claim because 25th Hour, staring Edward Norton, was recieved well gaining strong returns at the box office and good reviews. However She Hate Me was terrible, in a Biblical sense. "She Hate Me?" recalls Stanley White, owner operator of Dickinson Theatre, " Whew! We had to shampoo the whole place , rent evaporaters and kept the doors open all weekend, just to get the stink out"

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