Hollywood, CA-- Many in the industry were surprised to learn that Paris Hilton has terminated her contract with the Willam Morris Agency and has instead chosen to be represented by "Silky Smooth" aka Wendell Jackson, originally from south Chicago. " Damn what's with all the mutha fukin' questions?! " asks, Mr. Smooth. After our Identification was provided his irate manner became..well..silky and smooth. "I met Paris on a flight out of LA. I was like damn! you a fine bitch! And after a few drinks and some blunts, I pulled the bitch. I didn't know she was famous or nutin'. And I don't give a fuck! Just get Silky his mutha.. fuckin... money! Paris loves to party, well so does Silky! goddamit! Well you can't go to no club with no chedder--you dig? So, my Paris has to work her magic, polish off some sweaty cocks with those glossy lips and get her face pushed into some of those high class pillows. And then we gots the money to go clubbin'! Thats what I'm fuckin' talkn about!" When asked about any TV or movie roles in the future for Ms. Hilton, Mr. Smooth cuts us off. "Movies? TV ?! What the fuk you talkin' bout--fool?! Paris is a high class bitch. Super high class!..you dig? Shit! She don't even wake her ass up till about 3p.m. That's a nice blonde ass, but its a lazy blonde ass. So we gots to do, what we gots to do." Mr. Smooth's cell phone rings. Its Ms. Hilton. "Where you at? That don't make us no money! It's almost 5pm you gots to be at the Hilton on Vegas Blvd. ok..don't be fucking' late." He later says, "Paris has a hook-up at the Hilton Hotel, we get 20% off any of the rooms, sometimes more. She's sweet..but not sweet enuff for Silky not to break his foot off in the bitch's ass. you dig?"
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