Thursday, August 11, 2005

Dead Islamic Homo



Gaza, Gaza Strip--Sayed Kashua was killed by an Israeli sniper, while he was having sex with his gay lover, an unidentified member of Hamas. Many have asked, 'what use is 72 virgins to a man that prefers the company of other men'? Islamic scholars have claimed that Mr. Kashua would rot in hell for being a homosexual, and that the '72 virgins' would be assigned to another martar, one that doesn't like the taste of a salty dick in his mouth. However some have said that the '72 virgins' in the Koran have been mistranslated and in fact refer to '72 goats'. Well..one would think that 72 goats is NO substitution for 72 virgins, but in Mr. Kashua's case there might be room for a deal.

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