Topeka,KS-- The city council passed an ordinance to remove , Chad Brown, 28, a frozen foods Mgr at Dillions, from city limits, due to extreme oddness. "He was just like all the other kids" says Sheriff Matt Wilson, "but when he came back from college he had become..well..fruity." Neighbors say that he watches alot of television, eats whole bags of wax lips and chases squirrels while wearing empty paint cans around his ankles. Neighbors were becomming irritated and decided to take action when last Holloween he diguised himself as a hemmorrhoid. The council decided that Mr. Brown needed to be sent to a big city, where his artistic talents would be challenged in a more rich environment allowing him to grow and develop his stagecraft as a weirdo.
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