Monday, August 01, 2005

Tyrell Corporation.. more human than human





Newark, NJ-- Local scientist says he has perfected woman. Through science, Dr. Emmitt Tyrell and his team have invented a new generation of lovedoll, the 700 series, complete with advanced hydraulic and pneumatic-Marzocchi spin systems. "Nothing like this has been done before", says Dr. Tyrell. "We tried to seamlessly blend two suspension, weight bearing, frame technologies into an unseen platform. By combining the Hoechst EDM tube front end of the RM4 with a new triangulated 3-bar linkage, the 700 series doll offers amazing versatility." They were hoping to ship 100 units by years end, but already have over 300 orders-mostly to addresses in Wahington DC. Dr. Tyrell says, " our most popular by far is the No. 5 Big Titter. We can't make them fast enough".

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