Thursday, August 18, 2005

Santa's helper




Lenexa, KS--Police arrested a man disguised as Santa Claus, who had entered an area home. Adam Carter, of Mission Hills, was arrested for breaking, entering and endangering children. Mr. Carter had entered the home of Rita and Tom Wilson of Lenexa, sometime around 4pm tuesday. When Mr. Carter entered the home he was confronted with the Wilson's three children, Bobby, 7, Emiliy, 4 and Cindy 2 1/2 . Mr. Wilson was at work and Mrs. Wilson was taking a nap. "I knew something wasn't right." recalls Bobby, "I mean, it's August and Santa isn't supposed to smell like dried cat piss." Mr. Carter entered the Wilson home with a bag of 'toys', with the intention of selling them to the Wilson children. The children were excited upon the sight of seeing Santa, but when he emptied his bag, the children became confused. The bag contained an old coffee machine, a roll of Mr. Yuk stickers, the paperback 'How to Beat Pacman', two broken umbrellas, a lava lamp, the album 'Moving Pictures' from Rush, an empty bottle of Polo cologne, and a few issues of Barely Legal. "I thought, what's this shit?!" said Bobby, "So I went into my mom's room and woke her up". Mrs. Wilson struck Mr. Carter on the head with a bottle of Absolute Vodka, breaking it. The children were not injured and Mr. Carter's Bail will be set tommorow.

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