Somewhere, 8th Demension-- We recieved an transmision from someone identifying themself as, Groknakk, Assistant to Gloppnurlp, Grand Inquisitor and Spiritual advisor to the Grand Emperor of the 8th Demension, Gloobshnickt. It seems people on the Earth, in the lowly cheap seats of the 3rd demension, are near total destruction. The Emperor and the entire Grand Council of Elders are pissed that their entire universe is being filled up with junk from our demension. Unsold, unwatched and unwanted copies of movies, music and other worthless media. "Earth animals...be much joy..near death..Gigli..seen as act of war..much offense..cooler minds in judgement..emperor kind and much repect..ALL HAIL GLOOBSHNICKT!!" said Groknakk. We contacted Acme Warehousing in Sherman Oaks, one of the largest holders and liquidators of movies, music and the like. Palets of some of Hollywood's weakest and worst fare. Irobot, Chairman of the Board, Glitter, Real World episodes and other stinky funk bombs filled our entire view. "don't touch it!" cries out Sam Donner, owner and manager of Acme, pointing to a dvd case on the warehouse floor. He looks at it from above, "it's something with Tara Reid..could have hurt you. We've been accident free for almost 30 days..let's keep it that way!" Mr. Donner says he doesn't know if or how any of his product could be leaking into the 8th demension. "I have noticed that some of our palets are missing..but not enough for us to worry about anything. About a month ago we recieved a fax from some oddly named fellow..Globsnack or something. We threw it away. We thought it was some of those skate board punks."
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